Unemployed? Make Money Online - My Internet Success Story
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In September of 2008 I lost my job as a long distance truck driver due to a chronic back injury. And of course, no job, no income. But the bills kept coming, oh yes the bills never stopped. Anyway, after about 2 weeks of lying around the house, banging my head off the walls, and annoying my wife, I started searching the Internet for some kind of opportunity where I could make some money online. My wife works as a nurse and we had some money saved, but without my income we were going to be hurting financially and fast! Did I mention the bills?Â
Well, one night I was online doing a little surfing and to tell you the truth, I wasn’t even looking for ways to make money. I was just surfing along on the net clicking this and clicking that, not really paying attention to anything in particular, and up popped an IPC website. At first, I thought it was just another one of those fishy websites that try to gyp people out of money. But I took a closer look because something on that website caught my eye. What caught my eye, was the picture of a man. Yea, the guy on the website… that guy on the website… I think know that guy! Or at least I thought I did, he looked really familiar. Just to let you know, the old IPC websites (they have since been updated) used to have a picture of a man in a tux on the front page, and he was holding out a wad of cash in his hand. It was as if he was saying, “Hey you, come here and take this money! Come on grab it!”. That guy looks a lot like someone I used to know. But it turned out, I really didn’t know the guy at all, I had just been up all day, it was 2 am and I had about 20 cups of coffee in me. I had a really wicked coffee buzz going that night.
I guess it was fate or destiny (or 20 cups of coffee), call it what you want. Whatever it was, it made me stop and take a closer look at that website, and curiousity got the better of me, so I decided to do a little investigating. I Googled IPC to see if I could get some “dirt” on it. I figured that when I put IPC into the “Google info grinder”, it would crumble like a cookie. Sure enough, when I saw the page Google brought back, my eyes were immidiately drawn to a headline that had the word “SCAM” in it, in big bold letters. On that entire page, the word “scam” was the first thing I noticed. And I thought to myself, “Ok IPC game over. You’re busted pal. You’re history!” But I clicked on the link anyway, prepared to read all kinds of stuff telling me how IPC was a scam, and IPC was a fraud, and how, if you put any money into it you would be the biggest butthead to ever fall off the turnip truck (or however that saying goes). But what I found instead, was an article written by an IPC member saying that IPC was in fact, not a scam. It was actually making money for him. I think the headline of that article went something like: “Can IPC Make Money Online Or Is It A SCAM?” I can’t remember all the details of that article, but the gist of it was, IPC was working for him and it would work for almost anybody if they would just take advantage of the techniques it puts forward.
I call that guy “the IPC guy” now. When the IPC guy wrote that headline he was employing a very clever marketing tactic to get his article noticed and get more traffic to his website. Let’s face it, that’s the goal of any online marketing plan, right? Hey it worked on me. He hooked me like a big old suckerfish. Let’s see if I can expand on that a bit. What the IPC guy knew when he wrote that headline is, that most people want their ideas to be backed up. Right or wrong, most people want their opinions to be reinforced. In other words, most people want to see their beliefs corroborated, whether their beliefs are true or not. It’s just human nature. So in placing the word “scam” in his headline, the IPC guy knew that he would draw more attention to his article because most people do believe that online money making opportunities do not work, and even if it’s just in the back of their minds, they want to see confirmation of that belief. As a result, they are more inclined to click the link with the word “scam” in it to get reassurance of a conclusion they have already drawn (that online money making opportunities are scams). Wow, my brain really hurts now. I think I need an aspirin. Did that make sense? I hope so.
Bottom line is, I clicked the link and got involved with The IPC Program and through that, IPC Instant Cash and I’m glad I did. As I told you before, I was unemployed and searching for something to bring in some extra cash for my wife and me. Now don’t get me wrong, IPC hasn’t made us rich. But it has given us some breathing room, it has paid some bills, and it has allowed us to go out on the town now and then. It is not a scam. You do get a complete system with both the IPC Program and IPC Instant Cash. Both programs include a pre-buit replicated website (or you can set up your own domain name and hosting if you wish), plenty of training and support, plus all the tools you will need to be successful at online marketing. But you do have to get off your duff (not to be rude) if you want to make some money with these businesses. They are not going to drive themselves down the information superhighway making money for you as you sit idly by drinking beer. By the way, don’t drink and drive. Â
The good news is, it’s not that difficult to make some money with these systems. If you can follow directions and have just a minute amount of imagination, common sense, and good old work ethic, both IPC and IPC Instant Cash do make money online. I was a newbie to online marketing when I started, still am for the most part, and I’m doing ok. Uh oh, I hear my wife calling. We have a dinner date tonight, gotta go. Look me up if you decide to follow through with either of these programs. I might be able to help you out. My website links should be around here somewhere. My contact info is listed on those sites… Later!
Ken Stephens
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Well guys, my sister has been hanging out with a new friend for about six months now. She can be described as a "Scene" girl, and I have secretly had a crush on her for the entire time my sister has known her.
Anyways, so last night, I was awoken when my sister and her friend came home at around 4 am, they were three hours past their curfew and I knew they would be in serious trouble if they woke up my parents. I listened intently for a while before I decided to fall asleep again, but right as I began dozing off, I heard a crash in the bathroom.
I was kind of worried now, and I kind of had to go to the bathroom anyways, so I decided to go see what was going on. When I got into the bathroom, I immediately noticed that my sister was passed out on floor and had vomited all over herself. I stepped over her to go pee, and as I finished up, I noticed that her situation was slightly arousing me. Disgusted with myself, I cleaned her up and carried her to her room.
When I got into her room, I saw that her friend was passed out on her bed, overcome with hormonal urges, I felt my hands gently caressing her stomach. Holding my breath, I went lower and put a finger inside her, I began to exhale sharply before turning to my sister. I inhaled immediately as I noticed that her eyes were wide open. Hoping that she did not realize what was happening, I withdrew my fingers and walked out of the room.
I began to panic as I sunk back into my bed, I knew that I was probably going to be arrested and I began shaking uncontrollably. My frenzy reached a peak as I heard my sisters door creak open, slow footsteps reverberated throughout the hallway until she the person finally reached my room.
My sister slowly opened the door, and I immediately began to explain my actions.
"I’m so sorry, I do not know what was possessing me, I just, after I cleaned you up I was just overcome with emotion."
"Shut up", my sister said sharply, "I do not know what happened it there, but this is a problem that you two need to work out on your own." With that, my sister walked out of my room, and my heart stopped as her friend entered into the room.
"Look, I’m so sorry" I began explaining again,
"It’s okay" Her friend answered calmly, "It’s quite alright,"
I stared at her serene blue eyes in the gentle moonlight streaming through my curtains.
The girl slowly moved onto my bed, "I have not slept with a guy in ages, and for the past six months I have been too nervous to talk to you."
I felt my heart beating uncontrollably as her hand slowly moved to my thigh.
Before she started talking again, I heard my grandfather start the coffee grinder downstairs.
"Are you ready?" She asked before moving her chilling hand under my boxers.
But for some reason, during this moment I could only focus on the sound of the coffee grinder, and my grandfather’s wrinkly hands holding the grinder firm.
The girl began saying words I could not hear, I began to shake my head as I imagined the wrinkly bags under my grandfathers eyes, and his wrinkly face forming a toothless smile as he thought about his warm brew.
"What’s wrong?" The girl asked with concern.
"I’m sorry," I heard my voice echo through the room, "But I cannot get in the mood with my grandfather making coffee right now, can you just, masturbate in front of me or something?"
I saw annoyance claim the girl’s countenance, "I can masturbate whenever I want, I want to be with you right now."
With everything inside me, I gave an incredible effort to get excited for her, but I just couldn’t with my grandpa’s wrinkly old face fresh within my mind.
"I’m sorry" I said again.
With that, the girl angrily stormed out of my room. I sank my face into my pillow and could not believe how stupid I felt, I breathed a sigh of sadness before my mind finally felt awake.
I suddenly realized that my grandfather died two months ago, so WHO WAS COFFEE?
Sounds like fiction.
Grandpa was making coffee from beyond the grave as a way to communicate with you.
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